04 September 2005

When life gives you lemons...

...throw them at people. Then explain to them how it's God's will that you throw lemons at them. They'll like it.

It's good that there are people making proverbial hay of Katrina's destruction.

New Orlean's acceptance of gays (specifically, the official endorsement of the Southern Decadence event) is to blame for the tragedy. Yes, that's right. Makes sense. Wasn't it the gays' fault when New York was attacked by terrorists? The Lord, he worketh in mysterious (and mightily convenient, for some) ways.

Also, there are evangelists being airlifted into the area with no food or water to hand out, but they are offering bibles and comfort (Reuters).

How nice.

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