This is the text of a rather bizarre spam message that came to the work email today. Claire says it's the product of a hundred monkeys at a hundred typewriters. I think it might be a missing bit of On the Road (hoo-ha!). Either way, it is bizarre and hilarious and I'm not sure why it was emailed to me. Enjoy:
Any oil filter can assimilate some ostensibly gentle scythe, but it takes a real cashier to can be kind to another cheese wheel around a pit viper. When the jersey cow hibernates, the anomaly around the skyscraper hides. When the lover toward an ocean laughs out loud, an eagerly mysterious oil filter beams with joy. If the dolphin falls in love with a crank case about a ski lodge, then a diskette beyond a warranty feels nagging remorse. The globule self-flagellates, and a dolphin around a recliner reads a magazine; however, a gentle crane wisely graduates from the tuba player.
A satellite, an earring, and a dust bunny are what made America great! The deficit makes love to the oil filter. A senator from the squid wisely learns a hard lesson from a skyscraper related to the reactor. If a corporation seeks a ball bearing, then the canyon inside another steam engine hesitates. Indeed, a revered sandwich figures out the polygon. wash. Monday morning came and I got up and finished the laundry, had to pick up the living room since people just throw theirs kids night clothes all over the place to dress them, as well as some paper work form the school. I picked it all up and threw it in their bedroom. I straightened our room and ate a sandwich for lunch, took the leftover for dinner and went to work.2
A mating ritual of a traffic light can be kind to a carpet tack. Furthermore, a bottle of beer beams with joy, and a traffic light feverishly plans an escape from a sheriff around another earring a burglar near a photon. Sometimes the microscope from the crane goes to sleep, but a false graduated cylinder always avoids contact with the mean-spirited line dancer! A grizzly bear somewhat figures out the rude polygon. Alice
4 comments:
Is Seth "Alice"? This spoke to me in ways I never expected epistles on oil filters could.
OK, can we revisit one sentence?
"A satellite, an earring, and a dust bunny are what made America great!"
I've been wondering what, exactly, made america great. and why don't they continue to make america great? are they gone? did someone clean up?
Cool! How did you get on the Dave Eggers email list?
Just one more way for Dave Eggers to plague me. Slick little fucker.
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