Items found while moving into our new office space:
1 two-thirds full bottle of Jack Daniels
4 LifeStyles Ultra-Lubricated condoms (expiration 5/2010)
1 unopened bag of Key Foods brand long-grain white rice.
Seems our predecessors had a lot more fun in these cubicles than perhaps is sanctioned by the company?
Though I've no idea what one would use the rice for.
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4 comments:
i hope you made good use of at least two of those items.
water balloons whilst boozing it up.
you're high up, you could get someone on the street pretty good.
duh, you soak the rice in the whiskey, then you eat the rice and get wasted without anyone being the wiser.
While I don't work in "corporate America," I do feel I elevated to a new level the day I stowed a bottle of vodka in my drawer. The FIRST bottle that was...
I always heard that trade publishing was one non-stop party but I didn't believe it until today.
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